Is that a bruise on my face?

I went to the hairdresser yesterday. As she washed my hair, she asked me: “Is that a bruise on your face, or did I just spill some purple shampoo?” I told her that I honestly couldnt´say. After training boxing for 2 weeks, I have become immune to pain. She looked mighty impressed. Spontaneously I started rapping like 50 Cent does in his song In Da Club: “Been hit with a few shells, but I don´t walk with a limp”. (If you don´t know, gangster rapper 50 Cent has been shot…